A SECRET


 I’m only telling you this because you won’t be able to tell anyone else… But I’m Batman. Just kidding, I’m not Batman. You’re Batman. I know who you are, but that’s not the point. The point is, I’m leaving you. I can’t do this anymore. Taking care of 25 children is not an easy thing to do when you have two jobs as janitors at underground highscools. I’m leaving yoyu Lisa. You’re tearing me apart. This is not how I want to live my life, but that isn’t what I wanted to tell you though. I’m running for President this year. Make sure you vote for me. Don’t tell anyone yet, though. I haven’t confiemed this with myself yet. If the secret gets out, they will come fo rme, Lisa. Do you understand? Lisa why aren’t you replying to me? Oh wait, you’re deaf,  I forgot.

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