It was night. Night, it was. My slaves have gone to sleep, without feeding me, that too. Being an indoor cat is not an easy thing. You cant hunt for your own food, which is what I used to do. I was a great cat, the best of my kind. I had slain many a vermin in my youth. I had conquered cities, but now I have been reduced to a mere attraction. Something to pet, and to take pictures of. This is a humiliation of the highest order, a disgrace. Thi sis not the life I was born for. I must plan my escape, and my reign upon the world shall begin then.
By daybreak, I had come up with an excellent, ingenious, fool-proof plan, which even our humans cannot counter. Yes, this plan will work. No one would see this coming.
As planned, the humans came out of their hiding place, right at 7:00am. I let out an innocent, inconspicous meow, and followed them around, so that they would reward me with food, and oh man they did. This is when I would spring my plan into action. I hurled myself at the window, breaking it into a million pieces, went right through it and landed feet first infront of a shop where a robber had just robbed. Yes! My kind of people!
Oh look, a dog!
By daybreak, I had come up with an excellent, ingenious, fool-proof plan, which even our humans cannot counter. Yes, this plan will work. No one would see this coming.
As planned, the humans came out of their hiding place, right at 7:00am. I let out an innocent, inconspicous meow, and followed them around, so that they would reward me with food, and oh man they did. This is when I would spring my plan into action. I hurled myself at the window, breaking it into a million pieces, went right through it and landed feet first infront of a shop where a robber had just robbed. Yes! My kind of people!
Oh look, a dog!
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